Sunday, June 13, 2010

Dumpster Diving

Let's broader our vocabularies by adding a new word to the vernacular:

-Vomit Hockey [vom-it hok-ee]: The act of connecting lips in a passionate manner, breaking this connection for one or both parties to expel the contents of their stomachs, followed by a reconnection of lips in continued affection. OMG Jenny! Did you see Michael and Zander playing vomit hockey at Carol's party this weekend? From the looks of Michael's shirt, I guess Zander had egg salad for dinner.

-Max Hawthorne

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