Sunday, June 13, 2010

Class or Trash?


Letters to the Editor:

Dear Gay Dumpster,

After reading your blog, I'm wondering if I have become gay trash. I recently found out that four of my previous partners have contracted syphilis from each other. However, I escaped the situation syph-free. I'm hoping you can help me put my mind at ease: is this situation classy or trashy?

-Questioning in Queens

Dear Questioning,
This situation will be categorized as cautiously classy.
Although your partners are trash, your preventative actions
have left you out of the dumpster.
Congratulations on the clean bill of health,
although the real verdict will come from our readers.

Readers: please comment with your opinion!


-Henry Arcadia

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