After reading your blog, I'm wondering if I have become gay trash. I recently found out that four of my previous partners have contracted syphilis from each other. However, I escaped the situation syph-free. I'm hoping you can help me put my mind at ease: is this situation classy or trashy?
-Questioning in Queens
This situation will be categorized as cautiously classy.
Although your partners are trash, your preventative actions
have left you out of the dumpster.
Congratulations on the clean bill of health,
although the real verdict will come from our readers.
Let's broader our vocabularies by adding a new word to the vernacular:
-Vomit Hockey [vom-it hok-ee]: The act of connecting lips in a passionate manner, breaking this connection for one or both parties to expel the contents of their stomachs, followed by a reconnection of lips in continued affection. OMG Jenny! Did you see Michael and Zander playing vomit hockey at Carol's party this weekend? From the looks of Michael's shirt, I guess Zander had egg salad for dinner.